You Can't Hire Me

Apr 16

You Can’t Hire Me: Live!

I am incredibly excited to have Marc Abrigo and Nikki Thayer to be apart for the first ever YOU CAN’T HIRE ME: LIVE! taking place on Sunday June 30 at Stage Werx Theatre in San Francisco.

They’ll be spinning true tales of unemployment and looking for work while I do live readings of You Can’t Hire Me letters onstage.

AND AND AND

LIVE AWFUL COVER LETTER WRITE WITH HELP OF YOU (IN THE AUDIENCE) TO BE SENT TO COMPANY THAT EVENING.

You Can’t Hire Me: Live!

Sunday June 30

Stage Werx Theatre (446 Valencia Street @ 16th Street)

7pm

(Ticket info incoming)

Apr 11

Oh hey, how about everybody who attends You Can’t Hire Me: Live! in SF on Sunday, June 30 gets a hard copy of the Brazzers Letterhead, as seen on YCHM.
Write your own awful cover letter to a job you don’t want from the desk of Brazzers!

Oh hey, how about everybody who attends You Can’t Hire Me: Live! in SF on Sunday, June 30 gets a hard copy of the Brazzers Letterhead, as seen on YCHM.

Write your own awful cover letter to a job you don’t want from the desk of Brazzers!

This is happening.

This is happening.

You Can’t Hire Me: Live!

A stage show about awful cover letters and unemployment will be occurring on Sunday, June 30 at 7pm at Stage Werx Theater in San Francisco, CA.

Keep internet ears to the ground for more information.

Mar 26

myconid:

This amazing gem arrived on Saturday, just before our big move. Thank you @radpaolo

I do ship ‘em out!

myconid:

This amazing gem arrived on Saturday, just before our big move. Thank you @radpaolo

I do ship ‘em out!

Mar 09

How you like me now/you can’t hire me wow

How you like me now/you can’t hire me wow

Mar 07

You Can’t Hire Me is on the that bathroom reading tier now. Makin’ dat toilet paper stacks now.

You Can’t Hire Me is on the that bathroom reading tier now. Makin’ dat toilet paper stacks now.

Jan 04

How I’m spending the rest of my Friday at work.

If anyone (still) wants a copy sent out to you, just PM me.

How I’m spending the rest of my Friday at work.

If anyone (still) wants a copy sent out to you, just PM me.

Dec 17

You Can’t Hire Me, in zine form! 

Uh, lemme know if any of yall want a copy, a stocking stuffer for your favorite unemployed person, perhaps? Or cum rag.

You Can’t Hire Me, in zine form!

Uh, lemme know if any of yall want a copy, a stocking stuffer for your favorite unemployed person, perhaps? Or cum rag.

Nov 29

Hey You Can’t Hire Me readers:

Yall have any favorite YCHM letters or have any that stick out in your dome piece favorably?

Just curious.